Eat Central is transforming into a full professional comedy club for one night only, with four outstanding acts taking the stage.
This isn’t your average campus comedy night. These are touring, TV and Netflix-featured, award-nominated comedians delivering the kind of writing, timing, and belly laughs you’ll remember for days.
Tickets from: £6.50
Ticket + food: £10 (the best-value way to get food on the night)
Food, alcohol and soft drinks will be available throughout the event.
The line-up
MC: Diesel
High-energy, sharp-witted, and endlessly relatable, Diesel brings big personality and rapid-fire comedy rooted in London life and his Somali heritage. Shortlisted for the BBC New Comedy Awards, he’s a rising star both online and on stage.
Headliner: Bobby Mair
Dark, fearless, and brilliantly unpredictable, Canadian comic Bobby Mair has appeared on 8 Out of 10 Cats, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Comedy Central's Roast Battle, and most recently with Beta Squad. He’s supported legends like Bill Burr and Doug Stanhope, delivering bold jokes and unforgettable punchlines.
Blank Peng
Performing in both Mandarin and English, Blank Peng is one of the most exciting new voices in UK comedy. Featured on BBC Three and a BBC New Comedy Award London Finalist, she brings clever, charming and surprising observations on culture, identity, and everyday life.
Matt Lowes
Honest, cheeky, and filled with sharp wordplay, Matt Lowes overshares his way through stories about life, dating, and identity. A finalist for West End New Old Act of the Year and New Forest New Comedian, he’s fast becoming a favourite on the UK circuit.
Make it a house night
Doors open at 6:30pm on Thursday 5 March.
Grab dinner, settle in, and enjoy top-tier comedy without leaving campus. Eat Central (Bramber House) means no taxis, no travel, and no missing out - just great food, great vibes, and big laughs.
About Grinstock Comedy
The night is curated by Grinstock Comedy, the award-winning team behind sixteen seasons of sell-out shows across the South East. Twice nominated by Dave TV and Absolute Radio for Comedy Club of the South, they only book comedians from the professional touring and TV circuit.